The Courtesan Cooks

Chocolate Tuxedo Pie

YolandaShoshana — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 00:07:40 EDT

I don't remember when I joined the Nestle Toll House fan page on Facebook, but ever since my timeline has been more delicious. Dessert float by giving me serious foodgasms!

I grew up with the tasty treats of Toll House, they never disappoint!

When I saw this recipe I knew that I had to share it with you. I am not a pie fan, but this recipe made me gasp with delight. A Chocolate Tuxedo Pie, oh my! The main aphrodisiac ingredient in this recipe is chocolate, but it is suggested to use pecans in the crust. The pecan is at the top of the line as far as aphrodisiac nuts go. The pie is sexy and will trigger your senses with just one bite. Make it for a special occasion, for your boo, or as a treat when you have a lazy weekend. This is sure to be a favorite recipe for a long time!

Chocolate Tuxedo Pie

1 cup graham cracker crumbs
1/2 cup toasted pecans, chopped
1/4 cup packed light brown sugar
1/3 cup butter, melted 8 ounces bittersweet chocolate, baking bar divided
2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese, softened
1 (7 ounce) jar marshmallow creme
1/2 cup heavy whipping cream

Directions:

Preheat oven to 375ºF (190ºC). Combine crumbs, 1/4 cup pecans and brown sugar in 9-inch pie plate. Stir in butter until moistened; press onto bottom and up side of pie plate. Bake for 8 minutes. Cool completely in pie plate on wire rack.

Chop 4 ounces (1 bar) chocolate into small pieces. Beat cream cheese and marshmallow cream in large mixer bowl for about 2 minutes or until light and fluffy. Fold in chopped chocolate. Spoon into cooled crust. Refrigerate for 1 hour.

Break 4 ounces (1 bar) chocolate into small pieces into medium bowl. Microwave cream in 1-cup glass measure on HIGH (100%) power for 40 seconds or until boiling.
Pour over chocolate; let sit for 1 minute. Stir until smooth. Cool for 10 minutes. Pour over pie and smooth evenly. Sprinkle remaining pecans near edge of pie. Refrigerate for 2 hoursor until the pie is firm.

Be Orgasmic: Positions to Get You Off!

YolandaShoshana — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 00:00:00 EDT

Give it up for the big O, and I don't mean Oprah. Achieving an orgasm is like winning first prize. It is a goal most of us plan to achieve when we are having sex with our partners. The following are positions that will give you an orgasm to remember. Just as a side note, if you do not have an orgasm during sex, there is nothing wrong with you. You will not have an orgasm every time, so just enjoy and have fun.

Lotus Style - This tantric position is very similar to the good old missionary position, except it requires eye contact and body-to-body contact. Simply sit your lover down with his legs crossed. As you face him, straddle his legs and seductively lower yourself on his lap. Hold on girl, no penetration just yet. Slow your roll and wrap your legs around the side of his torso, so they're hugging his sexy bottom. Now it's all good, so hold each other's arms as he enters you. Rock steady back and forth together, increase your speed as you come closer to climaxing.

Lap Dance - Give a good lap dance and your partner will thank you for weeks, but if that lap dance takes a turn into hot passionate loving you will be crowned a true Queen. Wear your sexiest lingerie and play some seductive tunes. Use a tall-backed padded chair and then straddle him as you lean back. Tease and play as you slowly begin to extend your legs, one at a time, until your ankles are resting on his shoulders. Proceed with intercourse. You go girl!

Gone Fishin' - This move is one of a woman's favorites when done correctly. This position can curl the toes like no other. When your lover goes down on you and spends quality time on your vagina, it is a very intimate process. Make sure that you are communicating with your partner when something that they are doing is totally doing it for you. Also, guide him in the direction that you want him to go so that he gets you off just the way you like it.

Unison - This is great for a simultaneous orgasm. The key to this position is slowing down and enjoying each other. Take the time to kiss and caress each other during intercourse. Have him sit down in a low chair with his legs relaxed. Facing your man, then straddle him with your feet on the floor. Slowly lower yourself onto his penis. Slowly let just the tip of his penis enter you, and then lower yourself inch by inch until you're allowing him full entry.

Shower Power - They don't show sexy shower scenes in movies for nothing. Shower sex is one fine time. The water can actually bring extra power to the man's thrust. Stand directly under the showerhead, make sure the water is running, and you are standing where it hits the point of entry. Now lean forward, keeping your back straight and your hands on your thighs. Your partner should stand behind you, holding your waist as he enters you.

Butterfly - This is one sensual and sexy position. Everything has to be aligned between you and your partner. A great place for this is where you are the one lying down, and he can stand in front of you. Think kitchen table, counter, desk, or just use your imagination. You have to be able to lift your legs and rest them on his shoulders. Tilt yourself upward so that your pelvis is angled up toward him, and your crotches meet and greet in a delightful way.

Courtesan's Choice: Black Truffle Oil

YolandaShoshana — Fri, 19 Apr 2013 23:19:52 EDT

OMG! Truffle oil takes food to a whole other level. In fact, I am working on a little somethin' secret about truffle oil that I can't wait to share with you coming out soon. This oil is sexy and sensual, the purrfect way to add seduction to your meal.

You can drizzle truffle oil on so many things such as: french fries, veggies, pasta, eggs, and so much more. Long story short, truffle oil causes orgasmic experiences when eaten.

This truffle oil by O & CO is courtesan coach approved for all of your eatsexy needs. You it when you want to have a romantic meal with your lover, you will be so glad that you did.

Blueberries Are Great For Nookie

YolandaShoshana — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 21:05:30 EDT

Blueberries are great for erectile problems, need I say more? Make these flapjacks next time you do a sexy breakfast in bed. Look how yummy they look, make them for your lover or someone that you mean to seduce! For the recipe go to Simple Delicious.

This is a recipe that should go in your seduction file. You can use it to snag a lover, win a heart or to seduce new friends into your world.

PS-Blueberries are one of the best foods for older men w/ erectile problems.Hand yo man some blueberries in the mornin!

Source: simply-delicious.co.za viaJANNY on Pinterest

Kitchen Fun For Everyone...

YolandaShoshana — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 22:46:07 EDT

Kitchen fun...this is another way to cook in the kitchen...be sure to check out the Courtesan Cooks board on Pinterest for all of your food porn needs.

Source: ladyrosary.tumblr.com viaYolanda Shoshana's Courtesan College on Pinterest

A Butter Like No Other

YolandaShoshana — Sun, 17 Feb 2013 01:22:44 EST

I have mentioned Sex Butter on The Courtesan Cooks from time to time. It is a fabulous organic lubricant that smells of dark chocolate with a touch of mint. Those are two amazing aphrodisiacs paired together that wonderful for pleasure.

It was a complete delight to have Bonnie Gayle, the founder of Sex Butter to come on my radio, Courtesan Candy.

Check it out to find out more about this delicious lube!

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Courtesan Connoisseur: Classic Champagne Cocktail

YolandaShoshana — Sat, 02 Feb 2013 18:15:51 EST

While you are watching the Superbowl why should your partner have all the fun? While they have their snacks and beer, have your go to drink. If you are a lady who likes bubbly then you will love a Classic Champagne Cocktail. Sip this during the game and it will be a whole lot of fun whether the team you are root for is winning or loosing.

Better yet sip this while dancing with Beyonce at half time. Besides the Superbowl it's an aphrodisiac purrfect to have during any occasion. Cheers!

Classic Champagne Cocktail

Ingredients

3 drops bitters (found at local grocery stores)
1 sugar cube
1 ounce Cognac
4 ounces chilled Champagne

Directions:
Drop bitters onto sugar cube. Place sugar cube in a Champagne flute. Add Cognac, then last but not least top with your favorite Champagne or sparkling wine.

If you want to know how to make the Superbowl even sexier, read my piece on how to Sexy Up The Superbowl. Enjoy the game!

Oh la la! Chocolate Body Paint

YolandaShoshana — Sun, 13 Jan 2013 11:12:48 EST

For a little extra pleasure add the Karma Sutra Body Paint in chocolate.
It comes with a brush so that you can paint where ever you like on your lover. It is also completely edible, which is part of the fun!

Source: courtisanemoderne.com via Yolanda on LoveIt

Chocolate Chip Cookie Stuffed with Smores

YolandaShoshana — Sun, 06 Jan 2013 22:53:08 EST

It's the beginning of the year and of course we should be on a healthy kick. However there is something quite sexy about a chocolate chip cookie stuffed with smores..yes, you read right! Imagine feeding this to the one you desire. Umm hmm, pure hotness! Feed them this cookie and more than likely they will be ready to eat your cookie. ;)

When I saw the photo I was sold, but once you read the recipe you will understand, why it is a dessert that a courtesan should cook. It's on the new The Courtesan Cooks Collection on LoveIt!

Source: smells-like-home.com via Yolanda on LoveIt

Oreo Truffles

YolandaShoshana — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 12:52:57 EST

I had this aphrodisiac of a little treat last night at a soiree on the Lower East Side. When it touched my tongue it was love at first orgasm. I would not believe it only consisted of three ingredients.

As you know chocolate is a major aphrodisiac and dare I say so is the oreo cookie, so when you put them both together, it is pure bliss!

Whip these up and feed these to your lover in bed, it is sure to get a delicious reaction. If you are single make these for the one you have you eye on, consider them a part of your seduction trap.

Simply sexy and delicious! Got this recipe on Kraft Food, who knew that Kraft could be so scandalously delish!?

Oreo Truffles

36 Oreo Cookies, finely crushed, divided

1 pkg. (8 oz.) Philadephia Cream Cheese, softened

16 oz. Bakers' Semi-Sweet Chocolate, melted

Instructions:

Reserve 1/4 cup cookie crumbs. Mix cream cheese and remaining cookie crumbs until blended. Shape into 48 (1-inch) balls. Dip in melted chocolate; place on waxed paper-covered rimmed baking sheet. Sprinkle with reserved cookie crumbs. Refrigerate 1 hour or until firm.

Serve up in the boudoir!

for more festive fun in the bedroom, make sure you read Modern Courtesan Magazine!